May 08
When I’m at a fraternity and the pledge working the bar says I’m too drunk for another beer
I’m like:
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May 08
When someone tells me something I did while drunk and I choose to pretend it never happened
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May 08
When a guy is pouring my drink and he tells me to tell him when to stop when I think it’s strong enough
I’m just like:
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May 08
When I tell guys that I have a boyfriend and they try to hook up with me anyway
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